Hasn,t my parrot flown to you?

Question

Gentlemen.
I have only two questions:
First -
Hasn,t my parrot flown to you?
Second -
Why does everyone says,
that the relative movement is only real: v=s/t,
if the speed of quantum of light is absolute: c=1 and
it can occur only in absolute space: Vacuum T=0 ?
P.S.
You can easily find out my parrot,
it has learned only two sentences:
“there is no absolute movement’,
“ there is no absolute reference system”.
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Answer 1

oh! yes my friend I had just seen a parrot at my garden wall, well I'll just go and ask it, whether it belongs to you, and i'll let you know then.

Answer 2

The speed of light relative to 'what' is absolute?

Answer 3

Looks like just another bird brain...

Answer 4

Parrot? What are you TALKING about???

Answer 5

uh.huh...wats the topic here??